"Things I Might Say At The Movies #2"

"If the blood is coming from his shoulder, why would he die?"

"Everyone said this movie is epic. I don't get it."

"Is the director here? Can someone point me to the director? I need to introduce him to my fists, Lefty and Righty."

"I would seriously like to strangle that character right now."

"Worlds most annoying protagonists! Die, die, die!"

" - roots for the badguys when they corner the good guys - "

"The explosion was the best part."

"Okay, seriously? That would have blown his head off."

" - during kissing scene - Okaaaay. Totally an image I didn't need to see..."

"Why would they kill off the dog? The dog was the best character!"

- your most erratic hero