Mega titles are basically like this:
My New Best Friend Is WHO, And He's A WHAT? I'm Logan Lerman's New WEREWOLF MATE?!
(Poor Logan. No one deserves that. I'm sorry.)
Anyway! As you can see, you need a very, very long title. Use CAPITOL LETTERS, the first person narrative, at least one ?!, and always give off the impression that it is a very hyperactive teenaged girl screaming out her woes to the public.
Good? Good.
And you must be quirky.
Say things like, My Mom Got Married To A Vampire And His Sons Are One Direction! Oh, Brother!
Um...Why Did I Just See Justin Bieber Outside My Window?
Mom! Who Told American Idol They Can Film Inside Our Living Room?!
I have one thing to say about titles like this.
Not a book for preschoolers?
Then not. Cute.
- your most erratic hero (whom is not amused)
(Poor Logan. No one deserves that. I'm sorry.)
Anyway! As you can see, you need a very, very long title. Use CAPITOL LETTERS, the first person narrative, at least one ?!, and always give off the impression that it is a very hyperactive teenaged girl screaming out her woes to the public.
Good? Good.
And you must be quirky.
Say things like, My Mom Got Married To A Vampire And His Sons Are One Direction! Oh, Brother!
Um...Why Did I Just See Justin Bieber Outside My Window?
Mom! Who Told American Idol They Can Film Inside Our Living Room?!
I have one thing to say about titles like this.
Not a book for preschoolers?
Then not. Cute.
- your most erratic hero (whom is not amused)
