"Why do the badguys always confess like that?"
"Her eyes are way too far apart. She looks like a freaking squirrel."
"Fifteen minutes in and we still don't know what's happening!"
"DUH, it was in the closet."
"Ugh, FINALLY. She annoyed me. Is it wrong to be happy she's dead now?"
" - hysterical laughter during dramatic death scene - "
" - hysterical laughter during explosion scene - "
" - hysterical laughter during romantic scene - Hahaha, he's eating her face..."
"Seriously? He has time for the dramatic last words? If there's that much blood, he's SO not talking. He's dead right now."
"MANJAW!"
"Oooh, lookie. It's the big man with the magical chainsaw. Ooooh..."
"Omigosh, it's the vampire! He's so sparkly!"
"I. Hate. Them. All."
"What is with the manjaws these days?"
"Her eyes are way too far apart. She looks like a freaking squirrel."
"Fifteen minutes in and we still don't know what's happening!"
"DUH, it was in the closet."
"Ugh, FINALLY. She annoyed me. Is it wrong to be happy she's dead now?"
" - hysterical laughter during dramatic death scene - "
" - hysterical laughter during explosion scene - "
" - hysterical laughter during romantic scene - Hahaha, he's eating her face..."
"Seriously? He has time for the dramatic last words? If there's that much blood, he's SO not talking. He's dead right now."
"MANJAW!"
"Oooh, lookie. It's the big man with the magical chainsaw. Ooooh..."
"Omigosh, it's the vampire! He's so sparkly!"
"I. Hate. Them. All."
"What is with the manjaws these days?"
"Whew! I'm glad that movie is over! Bo-ring!"
"I would probably be enjoying the whole cars-turning-into-robots thing more if there wasn't a guy kissing a woman with a manjaw creeping me out."
"A diabolical doll. Whoo-hoo. And next we have The Return of Barbie! Oh no! She'll attack us all with her dieting pills of doom! Run for your life! She'll make your waist disappear and zap your butt away! Nooo!"
And so on. And so on.
I don't go to the movies, if you catch my drift.
"I would probably be enjoying the whole cars-turning-into-robots thing more if there wasn't a guy kissing a woman with a manjaw creeping me out."
"A diabolical doll. Whoo-hoo. And next we have The Return of Barbie! Oh no! She'll attack us all with her dieting pills of doom! Run for your life! She'll make your waist disappear and zap your butt away! Nooo!"
And so on. And so on.
I don't go to the movies, if you catch my drift.
-your most erratic hero
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