The best part about being home-schooled is that I can blog when most of you out there can't.
I guess a majority of all of you aren't reading this, though, because you're most likely on your way to, what, your second class? Nothing personal, but it's barely mid-morning and I have all my homework done already. I'm a free sailor now. And you can argue that us Home-schoolers don't have homework, but we do. Home + school work = homework.
Contrary to popular belief, not all of us sit around the kitchen table and sing songs. We are capable of mathematics.
And the next best thing about being home-schooled is... Wait, never mind. I was just interrupted to go fold the laundry, and here I was going to say the next best thing about home-schooling is getting to be at home all day. But I do appreciate the social seclusion.
I'm sure there are lots of misconceptions about Home-schoolers. For instance, how you make fun of us for sitting around on our fat butts all day on our computers. Do we? Well, if we have nothing better to do. But in all of our spare time, what if we're out saving the world? Ending world hunger? I'm sure that it never occurred to you that maybe the Joker really does exist and that Batman is the urban legend, and you just never notice because it's us Home-schoolers keeping the danger at bay.
I guess a majority of all of you aren't reading this, though, because you're most likely on your way to, what, your second class? Nothing personal, but it's barely mid-morning and I have all my homework done already. I'm a free sailor now. And you can argue that us Home-schoolers don't have homework, but we do. Home + school work = homework.
Contrary to popular belief, not all of us sit around the kitchen table and sing songs. We are capable of mathematics.
And the next best thing about being home-schooled is... Wait, never mind. I was just interrupted to go fold the laundry, and here I was going to say the next best thing about home-schooling is getting to be at home all day. But I do appreciate the social seclusion.
I'm sure there are lots of misconceptions about Home-schoolers. For instance, how you make fun of us for sitting around on our fat butts all day on our computers. Do we? Well, if we have nothing better to do. But in all of our spare time, what if we're out saving the world? Ending world hunger? I'm sure that it never occurred to you that maybe the Joker really does exist and that Batman is the urban legend, and you just never notice because it's us Home-schoolers keeping the danger at bay.
Just something to think about on the way to your next classroom.
- your most erratic hero
We're jealous! That's why we critisize so much.
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